Make +10% of my portfolio by doing nothing last week
Hodlbot is a service that does not actually trade but rather portfolio rebalancing. Basically, you select the crypto's you are interested in or you take already established portfolios (Top 20, Top 30 CoinMarketCap), you connect Hodlbot with Binance or Kraken with an API key, and Hodlbot will take a percentage of each crypto for you.
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