>tfw u actually think this is my method
> New customers who sign up home delivery service under this offer will receive a one-time account credit equal to 50% of your first order (excluding taxes, deposits, and fees) toward their first invoice and will not be charged a delivery fee/fuel surcharge on their first delivery.
> Customer must purchase a minimum of $20.00 of beverages.
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Not to mention, delivery is also "about a week"