Cats: Cleaner. But Far less loving and don't give a shit about you.
Dogs: Messier. But the type of messy that's worth for the absolute and obsolete affection you'll receive.
Fuck cats, sick of them and know too much about them. Family breeds the special fucking breeds, maine coons & bengals n shit. Fuck them.
Plus need I mention the incredible dog featured movies? If you've not yet seen this, I suggest you make it your life goal to do so:
- Hatchiko: A Dog's Tale [There's two, one very old one and one from a couple years ago, both are fantastic and tell the same, true story.]
- Balto [Animation about a Hybrid Wolfdog]
- I Am Legend [If you've not seen this then I don't know what the fuck to do with you.]
- Others.
All 'bout that Woof tho.