Refunding Sex Store

[patrickmma]

Refunding some toys i bought for the wifey and i on a toy website, should i just say the box came empty?

[yawo]

HELL YEA KKOONGA

[patrickmma]

or should i say said delivered but not at the house? thanks yawo!

[Fregi]

or should i say said delivered but not at the house? thanks yawo!

Not delivered

You got it for yourself, don't get it twisted big goy

[gawsrgwregrgrgrg]

say you want to return it because the dildo too big for you butthole.

[franklinj]

you say your buttplug was too big so you had anal tearing and hemorrhaging so you have to go to the hospital and now you want refund because you have hospital bills to pay and you cant ship it back because there is blood on the dildo and that is considered a biohazard because you also have aids, hiv, hep c (be creative) they will refund you 100%

[TrenGod]

Say you lost it inside your ass

[soeni77]

say that the toys got lost at your family reunion gangbang

[Riseld85]

toy exploded in ur ass and now they have to cover medical bills also

[patrickmma]

alrigtht, yall deff never had sex before lol.

[Xiolest]

Lmfaoo, first time I've ever heard of refunding from a sex store, can't really know it would go since the store doesn't really want to item back once it goes out due to health reasons, probably just say the item says delivered but when you checked out side and waited multiple days to see you never saw any box with your "toys", asking for a refund.

[Riseld85]

alrigtht, yall deff never had sex before lol.

Refunding a sex store is literally like refunding any other store. You need common sense. Make up a good excuse and that's it.

[whiteicewarrior]

Say something along the lines that it broke while testing it out. They'll have to issue you a replacement or refund right away. As they won't be able to accept return, due to health concerns. Especially if you mention that you have an STD.

[Pindakaas]

Lmao guess you will make it with those reactions haha.

[gawsrgwregrgrgrg]

this post has turned into a troll. RIP