Today is my...

18th Birthday!

But, everybody know, I live every like it's my birthday.

08/24/1992

Finally 18

Great now I will list the things i can do now in no particular order:

Buy cigarettes (Don't smoke death sticks)

Go to strip clubs (Already have but w/e. I mean hell yea!)

Go to army/navy/military listing (Maybe I've been thinking about it)

Fuck older bishs (No doubt, no doubt)

Get a gun licence (As if)

Pawn random junk at pawn shops (phail just phail)

My credit is available (and can now be screwed)

I can say i'm 18 to sexy 20 y/o females (without lying /

)

Can get prosecuted and felony as a adult (Cool, couldn't wait for that -__-)

I'm of age and anybody wanna hate can SMD 'cause "Haters gone hate"

O almost forgot the best part... Birthday sex! or becky meh she'll decide