Why can't I sleep.

I laid down for an hour, tossing and turning. I figured it was pointless so I got back up kinda pissed off that I can't fall asleep.
I had eaten something before I laid down, but it didn't help at all.

I swear is someone suggests warm milk, I will find you and shove a pencil in your eye socket.

I'll read you a bedtime story lulz.

Do bedtime stories have a lot of blood and gore?