User1 scares me

User1 is scary, he's like a super hacker with a super computer and the ability to be everywhere at once. I have seen about 5 threads in my mpgh career where user1 has not posted on. Share your ideas about how you think User1 posts flippin everywhere at once. Maybe he has like 10 mpgh windows open at once. 20 bucks says he's going to post on this thread(not now because I told him to).

who the fuck is user 1

Hes a caver.. I barely see him in Main.