Originally Posted by why06
Someone was sippin on too much of the happy juice. This is why you don't drink and code kids :P
#include <iostream>
#include <windows.h>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
int userinput;
system("TITLE SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!");
cout<<"Press [ENTER] to continue..." << endl;
cin.get();
cout<<"WARNING! do not continue if you are prone to sezuires!" << endl;
Beep(100,100);
system("PAUSE");
cout<<"Please press 1 for strobe light, 2 for strobe flasshing light, or 3 is christmas and press [ENTER] : " << endl;
cin>> userinput;
cin.ignore();
if ( userinput == 2 )
{
system("CLS");
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
while ( 1 == 1 )
{
system("COLOR 1a");
system("COLOR 2a");
system("COLOR 3a");
system("COLOR 4a");
system("COLOR 5a");
system("COLOR 6a");
system("COLOR 7a");
system("COLOR 8a");
system("COLOR 9a");
system("COLOR 0a");
system("COLOR ba");
system("COLOR ca");
system("COLOR da");
system("COLOR ea");
system("COLOR fa");
system("COLOR 1b");
system("COLOR 2b");
system("COLOR 3b");
system("COLOR 4b");
system("COLOR 5b");
system("COLOR 6b");
system("COLOR 7b");
system("COLOR 8b");
system("COLOR 9b");
system("COLOR 0b");
system("COLOR ab");
system("COLOR cb");
system("COLOR db");
system("COLOR eb");
system("COLOR fb");
system("COLOR 1c");
system("COLOR 2c");
system("COLOR 3c");
system("COLOR 4c");
system("COLOR 5c");
system("COLOR 6c");
system("COLOR 7c");
system("COLOR 8c");
system("COLOR 9c");
system("COLOR 0c");
system("COLOR ac");
system("COLOR bc");
system("COLOR dc");
system("COLOR ec");
system("COLOR fc");
system("COLOR 1d");
system("COLOR 2d");
system("COLOR 3d");
system("COLOR 4d");
system("COLOR 5d");
system("COLOR 6d");
system("COLOR 7d");
system("COLOR 8d");
system("COLOR 9d");
system("COLOR ad");
system("COLOR bd");
system("COLOR cd");
system("COLOR ed");
system("COLOR fd");
system("COLOR 1e");
system("COLOR 2e");
system("COLOR 3e");
system("COLOR 4e");
system("COLOR 5e");
system("COLOR 6e");
system("COLOR 7e");
system("COLOR 8e");
system("COLOR 9e");
system("COLOR ae");
system("COLOR be");
system("COLOR ce");
system("COLOR de");
system("COLOR fe");
system("COLOR 1f");
system("COLOR 2f");
system("COLOR 3f");
system("COLOR 4f");
system("COLOR 5f");
system("COLOR 6f");
system("COLOR 7f");
system("COLOR 8f");
system("COLOR 9f");
system("COLOR af");
system("COLOR bf");
system("COLOR cf");
system("COLOR df");
system("COLOR ef");
system("COLOR 21");
system("COLOR 31");
system("COLOR 41");
system("COLOR 51");
system("COLOR 61");
system("COLOR 71");
system("COLOR 81");
system("COLOR 91");
system("COLOR a1");
system("COLOR b1");
system("COLOR c1");
system("COLOR d1");
system("COLOR e1");
system("COLOR f1");
system("COLOR 12");
system("COLOR 32");
system("COLOR 42");
system("COLOR 52");
system("COLOR 62");
system("COLOR 72");
system("COLOR 82");
system("COLOR 92");
system("COLOR a2");
system("COLOR b2");
system("COLOR c2");
system("COLOR d2");
system("COLOR e2");
system("COLOR f2");
system("COLOR 13");
system("COLOR 23");
system("COLOR 43");
system("COLOR 53");
system("COLOR 63");
system("COLOR 73");
system("COLOR 83");
system("COLOR 93");
system("COLOR a3");
system("COLOR b3");
system("COLOR c3");
system("COLOR d3");
system("COLOR e3");
system("COLOR f3");
system("COLOR 14");
system("COLOR 24");
system("COLOR 34");
system("COLOR 54");
system("COLOR 64");
system("COLOR 74");
system("COLOR 84");
system("COLOR 94");
system("COLOR a4");
system("COLOR b4");
system("COLOR c4");
system("COLOR d4");
system("COLOR e4");
system("COLOR f4");
system("COLOR 15");
system("COLOR 25");
system("COLOR 35");
system("COLOR 45");
system("COLOR 65");
system("COLOR 75");
system("COLOR 85");
system("COLOR 95");
system("COLOR a5");
system("COLOR b5");
system("COLOR c5");
system("COLOR d5");
system("COLOR e5");
system("COLOR f5");
system("COLOR 16");
system("COLOR 26");
system("COLOR 36");
system("COLOR 46");
system("COLOR 56");
system("COLOR 76");
system("COLOR 86");
system("COLOR 96");
system("COLOR a6");
system("COLOR b6");
system("COLOR c6");
system("COLOR d6");
system("COLOR e6");
system("COLOR f6");
system("COLOR 17");
system("COLOR 27");
system("COLOR 37");
system("COLOR 47");
system("COLOR 57");
system("COLOR 67");
system("COLOR 87");
system("COLOR 97");
system("COLOR a7");
system("COLOR b7");
system("COLOR c7");
system("COLOR d7");
system("COLOR e7");
system("COLOR f7");
system("COLOR 18");
system("COLOR 28");
system("COLOR 38");
system("COLOR 48");
system("COLOR 58");
system("COLOR 68");
system("COLOR 78");
system("COLOR 98");
system("COLOR a8");
system("COLOR b8");
system("COLOR c8");
system("COLOR d8");
system("COLOR e8");
system("COLOR f8");
system("COLOR 19");
system("COLOR 29");
system("COLOR 39");
system("COLOR 49");
system("COLOR 59");
system("COLOR 69");
system("COLOR 79");
system("COLOR 89");
system("COLOR a9");
system("COLOR b9");
system("COLOR c9");
system("COLOR d9");
system("COLOR e9");
system("COLOR f9");
}
}
else if ( userinput == 1 )
{
system("CLS");
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
while ( 1 == 1 )
{
system("COLOR 0f");
system("COLOR f0");
}
}
else if ( userinput == 3 );
{
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
cout<<"LOLZ!" << endl;
cout<<"SeZuIrE tImE!?!?!?!?!!??!" << endl;
while ( 1 == 1 )
{
system("COLOR ca");
system("COLOR ac");
}
}
}
Originally Posted by why06
while ( 1 == 1 )
Originally Posted by lalakijilp
while ( 1 == 1 )
Originally Posted by Hell_Demon
Originally Posted by zeco
Originally Posted by B1ackAnge1
althought it doesnt really matter which of these you use ^^ Originally Posted by zeco
void main()
{
return;
}
Originally Posted by B1ackAnge1
void main()
{
return;
}
Originally Posted by xdiducktapex
void main()
{
int x = 3;
int y = 3;
if(x==y)
return;
else
{
printf("say what now?");
}
return; // don't have to do this, but if you like to type extra you can
//no one ever really does though
}