Woman drivers suck

There are so many bad things about woman driver, I don't know where to start. I guess I will get the ball rolling by talking about one of my biggest pet peeves. Why do women have to wait until they are in the care and barreling down the highway at sixty mile an hour before they decide it is time to put on their makeup? Is there a law that I don't know about that says women have to do their makeup in the car because the bathroom isn't good enough for them? I don't know if anyone has ever informed women, but the mirror in the car is not a makeup mirror. the mirror is used for looking at other cars and pedestrians. So please do us all a favor and do your makeup before you leave the house.

The next order for the men is to find out whose brilliant idea it was for women to have a phone in the car. This has disaster written all over it. Everyone knows that women can't even walk and chew gum at the same time, so how the hell are they going to drive and talk on the phone? Why is it that every time you are sitting at a red like the woman in front of you thinks this is a good time to make a phone call? HELLO LADY! THE LIGHT IS GREEN, GET OFF THE PHONE AND GO!

Another accident waiting to happen is when you get two women in the same car together. How many time have you seen two women just yakking away and the driver isn't paying attention to where she is going? There is either one of two things that happen when two women get in the car. One: The woman are talking and the driver doesn't see the stop sign in front of her, so she runs it. Two: The two women are talking and at the last minute the driver realizes there is her turn, so she stops really quick in front of you almost rear ending her. So women, for the love of God, use your turn signals, they aren't for decoration.

I know all the woman are telling at me saying "Women are better drivers than guys." If women were better drivers, why do guys pick up girls on dates? Why don't women every ask to pick guys up? Why are almost all truck drivers guys? When was the last time a women one the Indy 500? All these questions just go to prove why guys are kings of the road.