Epic Troll competition!!! (approved by dave)

i got the idea from this thread

http://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...e-pedos-d.html


whoever does the best troll on omegele wins!!!

Only rule: Must post pictures of the troll no coping and pasting

we will have entrys then voting will start when i say so. This will be hilarious so post your entrys!

Dave said there will be a prize!

ROFLMAO! ima compete in this shit xD btw i know it says no copy paste but im just doing it for the lolz not for the prize.
~~EDIT~~
LOls. since i got a warning thx to dw3fan editing his post to put entries in only. -.-(stares) ima save this spot for my entry :O
btw dude its kinda hard to screeny all that?
~~EDIT EDIT~~
this is not my official entry but its funny
[html]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, shmexy
You: Hi there, im a cock loving whore who likes it up every fuck hole.
You: you?
Stranger: I am a vag loving Man who wants to see yours
You: Really?
Stranger: ya gurl
You: I dont have a picture
You: but
You: if u make me wet enough ill take one
Stranger: o shit
You: im serious.
Stranger: you're making me hard
You: awesome!
You: how hard are you?
Stranger: half way so far
Stranger: 3/4
You: cool
Stranger: ASL
You: im getting kinda wet talking about it
Stranger: or just A
You: im 69
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Edit~

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there fag! wanna come suck on my 1 inch dick?
You: Yes no?
Stranger: no
You: aww why not
Stranger: where you from ?
You: im from jew
You: you?
Stranger: what ?
You: wheeeeereee areeeee yoooooooooouuuuuuuu froooooom..??????
Stranger: can you speaking korea ?
You: no
You: ima jewfag
You: not an asian
Stranger: you are from usa ?
You: i can if you want me to be, baby.
You: do you like cock up your ass?
You: us jewfags love fucking men.
You: dont you?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
You: its fun and cool
You: male on male orgasms are the best
You: i can teach you everything you need to know.
You: that way you'll stop using this site to hutn down little girls
You: u fucking pedo
Stranger: you mater Fuck you hell Ok? im korea speakeing
Stranger: 야 시발놈아 ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 발정낫냐 ?
You: fuck you
You: asn fucker
Stranger: 발정났냐고 ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 한국말못해 ?
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋ
You: suck my jew dick
Stranger: 유어 머더 뻐커다
Stranger: 시발놈아 ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: you Fucking Hell Ok?
Stranger: 병신새끼 ㅋㅋㅋ
You: fuck me
Stranger: Shut up
You: come suck on my cum
Stranger: 凸
Stranger: ㅗ
You: yes
Stranger: ㅗ^^ㅗ
You: thats gonna be my dick in your mouth
Stranger: 凸^^凸
You: 8====D O:
You: looks more like 2 dicks
You: and ur sucking on them
You: haha azn fag
Stranger: You are god them
You: go back to japan bitch
Stranger: Fucking yo
Stranger: Ok ?
You: so now your admiting you wanan fuck me?
Stranger: 닥쳐시발새끼야 한국말못해?
You: see you are a fag
Stranger: what ?
You: no worries
You: ill let you fuck me
You: once im done ripping your ass
You: with my 1 inch dick
You: all you asians have 1 inch dicks anywqays
You: so we aint that diferent
Stranger: You mater fuckking you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit~

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi there fucking bitch
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that was forward
You: thanks
Stranger: why the hostility?
You: because i feel sad
Stranger: why is that?
You: because your not here to bang me
Stranger: I dont think we know each other well enough to banf
Stranger: *bang
Stranger: my boyfriend frowns on cheating too
You: you think so?
Stranger: I know so
You: then why you talking here?
You: most weirdos come here to be..
You: weirdos
Stranger: Im not really a weirdo
Stranger: I live in a house
Stranger: not a box
You: WHOA
You: so do i
You: o_o
You: although
You: my mom put my little brother ina box and sunk him to the bottom of the bay
You: so i guess he is a weirdo
You: what do you think?
Stranger: oh, im sorry, I forgot you were there
Stranger: I think...
Stranger: youre a slutty cunt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit~

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: sorry caps
You: Go cut your wirsts you fucking emo fuck.
Stranger: my heart is in ohio
Stranger: so cut my wrists and black my eyes
You:
Stranger: so i can fall asleep tonight
You: Then slit your throat and the peace will be forever
Stranger: i dont roll like that nigga i cap niggas in my samurai
You: in your samurai?
You: whats that your 1inch dick?
Stranger: no nigga suzuki samurai
Stranger: are you fucking stupid?
You: so.. you fuck niggas with a sword in your motorcycle?
You: your gay
You: fag.
Stranger: how worthless do u have to be to noe know that?
Stranger: u bet your desk is stained with cum
You: someone like you is worthless because you dont know it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit~

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: Hi there, i love cocks. you?
Stranger: i wanna see you nackt
Stranger: yea yea yea
You: cool!
Stranger: cocks are lovely
You: u wanna see my vag?
You: yes no?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: fucking show me
You: ok!
You: hang on
Stranger: hurry the fuck up
Stranger: god damn it slut quicker
Stranger: it better be hairy
You: ok
You: here
Stranger: where
You: http://2.bp.blogspo*****m/_CNPZ0JYfo5Y/SciAlFO7GWI/AAAAAAAAIk0/0zPfJH64o68/s400/DickDene.jpg
Stranger: fucking love it
Stranger: got any more?
Stranger: im bi
Stranger: and horny
You: sure!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: need cock
Stranger: need cock
You: here
You: http://redtube.com/redtube/gay
You: have fun
You:
Stranger: redtube sucks
You: do you get hard from watching dicks?
Stranger: tube8 is good
Stranger: spankwier
Stranger: spankwire
You: ooo?
Stranger: redtube is only good for staright
Stranger: not really
Stranger: im straight
You: whats the link for tube 8
Stranger: just fucking wih people today
You: or spank
You: wire
Stranger: tube8.com
Stranger: spankwire.com
You: cool
You: can i have ur email?
You: i wanna get a webcam show from u
You: ill do it for you
You:
Stranger: hmmm idk
Stranger: u m or f?
You: both
You: you?
Stranger: more then both
Stranger: im a heshee bear
You: really?
You: whats that
Stranger: mixed with poodle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/html]

SHOW PRIZE OR GTFO

O.o

We had like a 20 page thread on omegle chat quotes, fail.

its vip or soemthing dave said on msn post your entrys

thats why i said take pics no copying and pasting

aaah... vip

*yawn*

well ill ask him if we can make a tag that says MPGH TROLL...
post your entrys prize will be decided later on

TEXT:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: HI
You: DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS!!
Stranger: NO I DONT
You: ITS DAVE84311
Stranger: OMG DAVE
Stranger: I KNEW A DAVE ONCE
Stranger: HIS NAME WAS DAVE
You: WANNA BE MOD ON MY SITE
Stranger: HE WAS COOL
Stranger: HELL YEAH
Stranger: LINK THAT SHIT YO
You: BUT THERES RULES
Stranger: WHUTS THAT?
Stranger: I WONT RAPE ANYBODY
Stranger: SWEAR
Stranger: I HAVNT DONE THAT IN
Stranger: A YEAR
You: BUT THATS THE PROBLEM
You: I NEED A GOOD RAPING
You: ARUN STOPPED RAPING ME 3 MONTHS AGO
Stranger: WELL I MAY BE OUTTA PRACTICE
Stranger: BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
You: THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTS TO RAPE ME IS TOXIN
You: BUT HE NOT AS GOOD AS ARUN
Stranger: WELL I RAPE YOU
You: SO I NEED A NEW MOD TO RAPE ME
Stranger: I USED TO BE THE BEST
Stranger: THAT WAS MY REAL QUEST
You: AS GOOD AS ARUN?
Stranger: AND TO CHANGE THEM
Stranger: IS MY CAUSE
You: COOL
Stranger: I GOTTA RAPE THEM ALL YO
You: WHEN CAN YOU START
Stranger: I CAN START LIKE
Stranger: NOW
You: BUT INNA ISNT DONE HAVING SEX WITH MY ASS
You: SO IT MAY TAKE A WEEK TO GET YOU INTO THE SYSTEM
Stranger: WELL TELL HIM ITS MY TURN
You: INNA IS SLOW
Stranger: ILL CHOP HIS DICK OFF
Stranger: AND WE CAN WORK FROM THERE
You: INNA WORSE THAN TOXIN
You: OK WELL ILL CONTACT YOU IN A WEEK AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT
Stranger: YOU NEED SOME QUALITY RAPING BOY
Stranger: AWESOME
You: I USE TO HAVE ARUN?
You:
You: OK WELL CYA
Stranger: SUCKS MAN
Stranger: I FEEL YA
You: START PRACTICING
Stranger: I ALREADY AM
You: GEWD
Stranger: <3
You: YOU BETTER BE AS GOOD AS ARUN
You: BECAUSE IVE BEEN SAD FOR A WHILE
Stranger: ILL MAKE YOU HAPPY
You: NOTHING TO DO BUT TALK IN CAPS
Stranger: JUST LIKE GOOD OLD TIMES
You: OK CYA LATER MAN
Stranger: LATER SEXY
Stranger: but i dont want you to leave..
You: BUT I WILL SEE YOU IN A WEEK!
You have disconnected.

Lol'd.

Text:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a/s/d?
Stranger: 100fm/what?
You: 1337/none/Kanto Region.
You: Name?
Stranger: Ass!
You: orly?
You: Just like my brother!
You: Mine's Abra, hi.
You: I'm a Pokemon.
You: Abra uses Tackle!
You: *It's super effective!*
Stranger: Ass uses master ball!
Stranger: Ass caught Abra.
You: Abra dodges the Masterball.
You: Abra teabags the Masterball.
You: Abra uses Masterball!
You: Abra caught Ass!
You: Would you like to name your Ass? Y/N
Stranger: Y
You: Nickname:_ _ _ _ _ _ _
You: Ass is now called Niggaplz!
You: Would you like to send your Niggaplz to the PC? Y/N
Stranger: N
You: aw.
You: *drops Niggaplz on David's toilet*
Stranger: Niggaplz uses Flush
Stranger: Niggaplz got away...



Too lazy to Prnt Scrn the whole convo.

You can't troll in OMEGLE, sorry.

Once they don't like you, they disconnect.

Sorry

I win in trolling, even when I don't participate.