Omegle chat thread

Lets posts

Random as hell:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 15 m with cam looking for horny girl
You: ....
(2 minutes later)
You: get a porno mag
(30 seconds later)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ello:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ello
You: Ello
(1 minute later)
You have disconnected.


The gay man:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: HELLO
You: ANSWER ME FUCKER
You: MOTHERFUCKING CUNT BAG
Stranger: hi there 18 gay male
You: .............
You have disconnected.


Silent Cyber Sex:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sl?
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/M/Usa
Stranger: 18 f uk
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: sure
You: role play
You: ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u start
You: Your my sister, ok?
Stranger: ok?
You: I'll be the older brother
You: ok starting now
You: I am home sis (your nude on couch)
You: Sis put on some cloths
You: dammit sis do it
You: Little bitch
You have disconnected.


And here is my best of the day its real fucked up.

Weird bitch:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi stranger
You: Hello
You: I am a stranger
You: So are you
Stranger: We are all strangers.
You: I know
You: I dont even know myself
You: ):
Stranger: I know my cat better than myself.
You: I know my dog better
Stranger: And the bird outside my vindow better.
You: I know my benz better than myself
Stranger: I don't know my bike. I allways crash.
You: I know you better than you know yourself
Stranger: You sure do.
You: I know becuase... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: :O OMG!
You: YES HAHAHA ITS ME DAD
Stranger: Hi daddy. Mom's just fucked some random guy.
You: I just banged a hooker
Stranger: me 2. And I liked it.
You: I gave her a facial
Stranger: Sounds nice. I want one too.
You: Son your ..... GAY!?!?!
Stranger: Daughter dady!
You: Omg a shemale
Stranger: yeeeeees. And an ugly one too.
You: Little whore
Stranger: What can I say? that's me
You: Now I know why you and mom are so close, becuase you got a cock
Stranger: she loves it from behind, you should know that. But then again, so do you.
You: Have you been fucking me in my sleep
You: ?!?!
Stranger: You loved it daddy!
You: Well I suck your tits till you orgasm in your sleep!
Stranger: Please do that!
You: I have and videotaped it too.
Stranger: YOUTUBE it! I want to be famous! Like paris Hilton!
You: Or Linsay lohan
Stranger: Or Miley Cyrus.. She's soooo hot!
You: Yea i know a little contry whore
Stranger: Well, for every fucked up boy in this fucked up world, for every boy there's a fucked up girl!
You: YUP
Stranger: So true. And Miley's my girl.
You: Where were we... oh yea, Look out your window
Stranger: Are you there daddy?
You: No i am in your closet
You: looking at your porno
Stranger: GREAT! Can we make some?
You: Sure
Stranger: Tonight?
You: Yea
Stranger: i'm looking forward to that.
You: BTW. PUT THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Stranger: Who's?
You: I AM BUFFALO BILL
Stranger: Rauw.
You: Do you know what kind of hell i can put you thro
Stranger: No?
You: Well I can
Stranger: I believe you.
You: I'll cut off you cock and ram it down your thoat!!!!!!
Stranger: You will? Thanks!
You: Ok I gtg
Stranger: Allright.
You: BTW: Satan loves you!
You have disconnected.

people were posting these ages ago

btw, i didnt lol at any of them

Dude, all this shit got started back up because I posted that thread about Omegle being bad for Pedophiles. Then everyone thought they should make a troll thread, it's horrible.

you didnt start shit

omegle threads have been posted before you me and you were even at mpgh

LOL you can't read English, I'm sorry you stupid fucking piece of shit wannabe pot head.
READ IT AGAIN SLOOOOOWLY. I said it started because I posted that thread which caused Omegle chat to go on again. By the way, go back to jacking off to gay porn and telling people you smoke weed just so you can look cool kid. /clap

srsly

i dont think smoking weed makes me any cooler

and your not the fucking reason it came back

it always comes back

your just another fucking retard that things you discovered a new site and want to make people lol, when in reality you fucking fail and nobody thinks your funny. And i dont tell people i smoke weed, they just think i do.

and yes your right i do jack off to gay porn, lesbians are gay so i dont see why jacking off to lesbians is a problem?

Lol a fucking retard? Really....because sadly you're the one pretending he's a pot head by making his name SmokeyBear, and trying to act all cool by thinking you know everything. Tisk tisk, you children need to go back to school, seriously. By the way, I know I didn't discover that site you stupid fucking retard, and I fucking fail in reality? I was born and raised in a drug filled neighborhood dumb fuck. An no, lesbians aren't gay, lesbians are by definition homosexual, yes, but when someone refers to the word gay, meaning homosexual he means male on male. Something that you're obviously into.
I'm done with your antics and this thread, good luck on trying to act tough kiddo.

my name means im trying to act like pot head?

what is SmokeyBear

quick google SmokeyBear and see if it comes up with anything refering to pot

and srsly gay=homosexual=woman/man

i dont try and act tough at all in any way

I accept with informationu: I just banged a hooker
Stranger: me 2. And I liked it.
You: I gave her a facial
Stranger: Sounds nice. I want one too.
You: Son your ..... GAY!?!?!
Stranger: Daughter dady!
You: Omg a shemale
Stranger: yeeeeees. And an ugly one too.
You: Little whore
Stranger: What can I say? that's me
You: Now I know why you and mom are so close, becuase you got a cock
Stranger: she loves it from behind, you should know that. But then again, so do you.
You: Have you been fucking me in my sleep
You: ?!?!
Stranger: You loved it daddy!
You: Well I suck your tits till you orgasm in your sleep!
Stranger: Please do that!
You: I have and videotaped it too.
Stranger: YOUTUBE it! I want to be famous! Like paris Hilton!
You: Or Linsay lohan
Stranger: Or Miley Cyrus.. She's soooo hot!
You: Yea i know a little contry whore
Stranger: Well, for every fucked up boy in this fucked up world, for every boy there's a fucked up girl!
You: YUP
Stranger: So true. And Miley's my girl.
You: Where were we... oh yea, Look out your win

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: heyy
Stranger: how's it goin'?
You: hello
Stranger: FUCK YOU WHORE
You: I am not a Whore
Stranger: YOU GIT RAPED BY YOUR FUCKIN DAD
Stranger: GOT*
Stranger: AND THE POOLBOY
You: I don't recall that ever happenin
Stranger: YOU WERE HIGH
Stranger: ON MARIJUANA
You: Oh.
You: Now its coming back to me
Stranger: JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
Stranger: WHEN I DID HER
You: Yeah shes High Alot
Stranger: CUZ SHE'S A WHORE
You: No
You: She's free
You: $0
Stranger: OH
Stranger: THEN SHE CHEATED
Stranger: THE WHORE
You: Haha you paid a free whore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oo oo and you gotta see this


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tell me about your deepest secret.
You: about?
Stranger: anything
You: or just the whole thing?
Stranger: the whole thing
You: I have no Penis, or Vagina
Stranger: really?
You: Yep
You: What about you?
Stranger: how does that work?
You: I urinate out of my Anal Hole
Stranger: i secretly do every psychoactive drug i can get my hands on
Stranger: nobody knows
You: Okay
You: Well, i g2g Tell the world
You: cya
You have disconnected.


One Last one...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm FANTASTIC
You: wbu
Stranger: Haha, that's good
Stranger: I'm grooveh
You: Thats nice
You: now
You: Tell me
Stranger: Hm
You: How old are you
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Try to guess
You: I dont know
You: You are probably somewhere Between 1 and 100 Years old
You: I'm guessing...
Stranger: Oh, wow
Stranger: I would never think about it!
You: wut
Stranger: Between 1 and 100 years old...
You: Yes
You: so
Stranger: Lol.
You: I'll guess
You: 15
Stranger: Nope
You: Close?
Stranger: Yeah, yeah
You: 14
Stranger: No
You: 13
Stranger: No
You: 12\
Stranger: Older, lol
You: oh
You: You coulda said that Earlier
You: Dumbass
You: 16
Stranger: Hahaha
You: 16.
Stranger: I was having fun though
Stranger: No, not 16
You: 17
You: 18
You: 19
You: 120
You: oops
You: I mean
You: 20
You: 21
You: 22
You: 23
You: 24
You: 25...
Stranger: Haha1
Stranger: *!
Stranger: Ok, bingo!!
Stranger: I'm 18
You: Ok
Stranger: Sorry, for taking too long to answer
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Poor you
You: You shoulld be very Sorry
You: Do you do drugs?
Stranger: A lot. Why?
Stranger: Hahah
You: Sell them?
Stranger: No
Stranger: You?
You: Yes.
You: Lots
You: Wanna Buy
You: I got Weed atm
Stranger: Sure!
Stranger: Weed is my favorite
Stranger: Simple and great
You: Okay. I've got a Trace on your IP. We are sending Police to your House, and you will be Arrested for Possession of Illegal Drugs
You: Sorry
You: Goodbye
You have disconnected.