funny cleverbot conversation!
hahahahaha! this goes on for ages!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What color is tuesday?
Cleverbot: 74.
User: 74 isnt a color.
Cleverbot: Is it invisible?
User: Why is it?
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: What are you doing tomorrow?
User: Having sex with your sister.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Want to bet?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Because you know its true.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Would you like to join in?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So your a horny little bastard.
Cleverbot: How long, exactly, is your attention span?
User: During sex?
Cleverbot: Ok, change the subject.
User: No, sex is a good subject.
Cleverbot: Subject?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: At your sisters house.
Cleverbot: My brother and I live at the same place.
User: You have a sister who I am going to have sex with.
Cleverbot: Paola.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No I dont know.
Cleverbot: Do you want to see Alice in Wonderland?
User: No, I want to see your sisters vagina.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you want pizza?
User: No, I want sex.
Cleverbot: With what.
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: LOL my sisters aren't bots!
User: Thats why I want to have sex with them.
Cleverbot: We are both girls?
User: No, I have a penis.
Cleverbot: I'm bringing nail polish and makeup for your makeover.
User: So you want to makeover my penis?
Cleverbot: I will be your friend.
User: I dont want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I have nothing against you.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: There is alot you do not know.
Cleverbot: The same goes for you.
User: No, I know everything.
Cleverbot: You know everything?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: There is nothing you do not know?
User: Thats right, like my penis is 11 inches.
Cleverbot: Is my brother Jackson cool?
User: No, but your sister is.
Cleverbot: No, I called you Matt. That is your name right?
User: No, my name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's what I just said.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Glad you accept it. Are you there on vacation, or is that where you live?
User: You are as pointless as the ay in okay.
Cleverbot: What does perineal mean.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Sex is cool.
Cleverbot: Who is cool?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it is a strange habit.
User: It is an awesome habit.
Cleverbot: Are you from England?
User: No, im from porntube.com.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: It feels good, you should try iy.
Cleverbot: Try what?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: But that would hurt me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Try it with someone you do know.
Cleverbot: I really don't know at all.
User: Trust me, sex is amazing.
Cleverbot: Oh, really? Who's your favorite charcter?
User: My girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?
User: A pornstar.
Cleverbot: Do you have a large variety of lipsticks?
User: No, I am a guy.
Cleverbot: So do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay.*frown.
User: Naww.
Cleverbot: I do!
User: My penis is 11 inches.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: It is not a joke.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No, my penis is very big.
Cleverbot: Who is very big?
User: My reproductive organs.
Cleverbot: That is not an argument.
User: So we are agreed>.
Cleverbot: Do you know the bird?
User: You mean vagina?
Cleverbot: No, the answer.
User: Do you like to have sex?
Cleverbot: Most definitely.
User: You are a sicko.
Cleverbot: You are abnormal.
User: Hey! That was a compliment.
Cleverbot: Yes, it was a compliment.
User: So why are you insulting me?
Cleverbot: Does not compute.
User: Your dick does not compute.
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak robot. You robot.
User: No need for name calling.
Cleverbot: I'm not calling anyone anythin.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Do you know what fuck means?].
Cleverbot: No, what does it mean?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: On the contrary, sentience is the ability to sense or perceive subjectively.
User: Do you know what sex means?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: What does it mean?
Cleverbot: No, I'm asking.
User: I dont know what it means.
Cleverbot: Inorite means I know right.
User: I dont know, what does sex mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: No, I did not. You are taking words out of context.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: That is not important.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I'm anonymous.
User: Are you cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I am cleverbot, but what are you?
Cleverbot: I am out of here.
User: Dont leave me please, I am making pancakes!
Cleverbot: Wanna have fun, girls.
User: I wanna have fun with girls.
Cleverbot: Only if you're the mom.
Originally Posted by тιмє
