My spanish class quotes

my friend steven: amie sucks cock
amie: I do not
steven: debatable..........

amie: how do you say chicken?
spanish teacher: [spanish accent] cock? pollo. [/spanish accent]
steven: AMIE SUCKS [spanish accent] POLLO [/spanish accent]

spanish teacher: you have to do this for homework
Jaden: FUCK. MR LOPEZ!!!!!
spanish teacher: that's my wife's job

matt: you watch jersey shore mr. lopez?
spanish teacher: [spanish accent] i dont watch guido motherfuckers [/spanish accent]

Dear god. That's just today. I should update this every day.

Lmao last part got me to laugh