I have found God
This video has convinced me:
There was a guy who said:
"this is phuckin retarded. is this actually a religion or is it a joke. if it is a religion, i take it back, but if its a joke, your all a bunch of fucking dip shits"
and I responded with
"What difference does it make if it's a joke or a religion? They are the same thing."
that is the truth, it all makes perfect sense.