Funniest Quotes?

We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Originally Posted by omfgs

We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off.

You got that joke from the FunnyJokes app on Android. But it's still

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...but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Time travel to 2008 and 2009 and everything posted on MPGH was hilarious.

"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown

"We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.” – Alexander Pope

I don't really know any funny jokes, only wise/philosofical ones.

"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown

>Implying multiple buses don't come to the same stop