Funniest Quotes?We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Originally Posted by omfgs We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off. You got that joke from the FunnyJokes app on Android. But it's still Originally Posted by ...but then I took an arrow to the knee.
"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown "We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.” – Alexander Pope
"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown >Implying multiple buses don't come to the same stop
Life is like a tree, if you don't straighten it up while it's young, you won't be able to do it when it becomes old.