So far I've gotten
"THESE ARE FOR FONT *********
DO NOT REMOVE"
If above guy is accurate then he read the only part I couldn't and the ***'s are "teather service . aob"
I used the windows magnifier at 5x zoom while playing with window dimensions because it distorts the text, some sizes make it easier to read.
(Easier being incredibly subjective here)
Not quite as Easter eggy as I had thought.