DUN DUN DUN! hehe.

Congrats - you're still alive.

yeah i know right so far so good alll the hoooka i want its great

you guys are stealing american internet arent you.

I loled, I don't know who you are but hai?

He can use the internet and not die because of his ability to look "sexy" to cops

Would that mean Seduction Ftw?

boom boom bye israel luls

i dont wana talk about what i had to do for internet im scared for life :O

you sucked osamas cock didnt you

As a serious question:

Upon seeing your ethnicity, and your arrival in America, and from the Nation of which you're returning from, were you considered suspicious?

Shaddap pedo.