LOOKING FOR TRADING ACCOUNT

Hey guys, i'm new to MPGH but my friend recommended I check it out if I wanted to buy an account; which I do!
What I'm looking for is a Steam Account that meets the following criteria:

• VAC bans are okay, but not for CSGO
• At least 200 hours on CSGO
• No trade bans plais
• At least a 1 year badge
• Preferably at a high steam level; will pay more accordingly (don't expect too much)
• If you have heaps of legit +rep on profile I can pay more (don't expect too much)
• Not looking for games; but I can pay more accordingly. (depends on the games)

I can pay through Paypal or trade CSGO items
if you want further proof of ID here's my steam:
/id/Maybeshesmaybeline

I'd prefer you to add me on Steam but here's my skype too: Rhosir

If you do not trust me go ahead and ask an OFFICIAL MPGH MIDDLEMAN to help us out

My story: I'm giving my main steam account (Noopples) to my bud because I well... Kinda got him VAC banned on CSGO because I got him to download hacks at his house and he got banned straight away lol and now he's raging at me ._. So that's why I need a new account.
[I feel that if I give reasons behind WTB it shows my incentive openly, imo most people should do this so you actually get a better understanding]

[Also since I'm new here and slightly behind, could someone please explain why people don't put their actual steam account link on their WTS threads? I mean, they're gonna sell it anyways, why not just give people their profile links and make it easier ffs?!]