I'm dying.

From laugher LOL

"what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?

we are both lawyers"

"How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

http://anti-joke.com/
Ima go sleep the next time the site goes offline omglol

aint even funny

Originally Posted by iSmexy

aint even funny

im pretty sure thats the point if these are indeed anti-jokes.

Originally Posted by iSmexy

aint even funny

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.
These anti jokes don't work on me omg

Originally Posted by Youtro

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.
These anti jokes don't work on me omg

i heard it and its old and here is another stupid one.
what did Youtro get when he crossed the street to buy ice cream?

Originally Posted by Youtro

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.
These anti jokes don't work on me omg

A guy is walking to the bar to get a drink with his buddies when he notices a girl by train tracks tied up. He runs to her, unties her and they have sex. When he gets to the bar his friends ask why he's late and he brags about all the sex he got when finally they asked him "did you get any head?" He shook his head and said "nah, I couldn't find it."

Originally Posted by iSmexy

i heard it and its old and here is another stupid one.
what did Youtro get when he crossed the street to buy ice cream?

An M75 right in the head lelelelelle

Originally Posted by Youtro

An M75 right in the head lelelelelle

death cause a car hit him

Originally Posted by iSmexy

a guy walked into a bar with a loaded gun and said who raped my wife, he heard people in the background saying "you dont have enough ammo"

A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter.
"My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.
The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."

God why do read dark humor

Originally Posted by Not an Asian

A guy is walking to the bar to get a drink with his buddies when he notices a girl by train tracks tied up. He runs to her, unties her and they have sex. When he gets to the bar his friends ask why he's late and he brags about all the sex he got when finally they asked him "did you get any head?" He shook his head and said "nah, I couldn't find it."

Originally Posted by Not an Asian

A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter.
"My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.
The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."

God why do read dark humor

At least these were funny to read, just checked the anti-joke website and the most I could get was a smirk.