Halp plz - I desperate guy

Halp plz.

This is like the first summer I didn't play basketball and I regret it.

- I've gotten so fucking lazy
- Been home all summer
- Never fucked a girl all summer < I AVERAGED 2 GIRLS EVERY SUMMER STARTING FROM GR 8!!!
- Only been out a few times with my friends and shit :X
- Gained 13 pounds
- my 6Pack is now a 4Pack

Guise, i'm desperate. Look at what not playing basketball during the summer for the first time has impacted upon my life. I like, didn't even touch a basketball all summer. OMG.

I made a commitment to myself, the season starts mid October. I'm going to the gym now to see if I still have my skills and shit. If I don't oh boy, I can kiss trying to get a scholarship this year goodbye =/ .

My coach will fucking freak if he finds out that I gained 13 pounds and if my dad or mom tells him how lazy I got over the summer. He was already pissed when I didn't feel like playing in the summer.

HALP HALP HALP. Wut should I do omg omg omg .