making sigs 1 per week

so first thing thats need a render and a pretty kool c4d look at my sig for help

o yah i got a life so thats y its 1 per week

colors : black and red, something sorta evil

pics : funny army pic

theme: funny army

and it should say "Whiplash" and "KK Champion"

size: 330x110

thanks

Fail thread lulz.