When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
What..... its funny.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck norris has never had to pay taxes, he simply sends a picture of himself crouching, ready to attack.
chuck norris is chuck norris
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Down Syndrome out of a 12 year old boy.
They wanted to put chuck norris on Mount Rushmore, but the stone wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone in the face at the same time Mr. T. pitties "the fool," the universe will implode.
Chuck Norris only has sex ontop of the woman because he never fucks up
Originally Posted by iverson954360
Chuck Norris only has sex ontop of the woman because he never fucks up
iverson i see ur post count is struggling since ur sis joined mpgh....*s*******....afraid of her u are.