Fuck paypal

Fuck u paypal why wait 3 months after I have an account with 1k in sales to just now limit my account, now I have no money for the processor I just sold which pisses me off even more because I already sent it. WHY THE FUCK WAIT TILL I RECEIVE 200 DOLLARS TO LIMIT ME DAMN. Just when I finally thought I had a working acc that could receive funds instantly, anyone know a faker service for Canada? Like fuck this, its my 4th account and nothing I say will make them unban me. The last time I called the bitch on the phone said she is closing my account after I called about not being able to send funds.

Only time I was able to get the money out from my PP was when it was in my address and they sent a check.

RIP processor ebay 30 windows keys and paypal.

First off, are you 18 years of age?
Second off, why have you made multiple accounts? Multiple accounts on the same IP raise suspicion and only ruin any hopes that they will view you in a positive light, as most people will only have one to two accounts. I have one for person funds, and another for business.