I enjoyed Why's post the most
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The fact they came running here for a handout rather than learning the obvious prerequisite of knowing C/C++ shows they more than likely wont be taking any of our advice and will simply just go somewhere else looking for a handout.
He'll keep looking in search for a quick hack and probably Googles things like
"Hack maker", "Hack source editor", "Hack source maker". In the end he'll inevitably get fustrated and end with learning nothing at all.
Choobs like these are good for nothings that essentially aren't even hackers or even coders, at heart.