Announcing new Premium Usergroups

Hey fellow MPGHieans, we have HUGE news to announce!
You might want to be sitting down, because this is going to rock your socks off.

We've been busy the last few months working on two brand new usergroups, with massive benefits that will make YOU the envy of the digital world and the King/Queen/Non-Binary-Ruler of MPGH, Inc. I'd like to give out a shout out to all the staff members who contributed towards the codebase for this project, because lets face it... I deserve nice things. Like a Lambo... or three. So what are these two new usergroups and how do I obtain them you ask? Well it's quite simple. Introducing the Premium Lord and Premium Hero usergroups!

Premium Lord
› Premium Lord tag ()
› A unique, bolded, animated username
› Unlimited username change requests
› Unlimited Image/Text user title change requests
› Huge avatar size (250x500)
› Larger avatar file size
› Less post restrictions
› Bypass post requirements for many things (INCLUDING marketplace)
› More user trust (Easier trading)
› Access to Member Level 2 section
› Access to Member Level 3 section
› Ability to sticky one thread anywhere on MPGH
› Your posts show up before other members posts
› ALL your threads are colored differently
› Ability to permanently ban one member and one cocksucker
› Ability to put EMOJIs �� in your username
› Ability to create group chats on MPGH IM
› Send site wide IMs
› ...Possible future add-ons!*
All this for a one time donation of a measly $1000 US dollars!!! At this price it's basically a steal, we're basically giving it away for free!!!



Premium Hero
› Premium Hero tag ()
› A unique, bolded, animated username
› Unlimited username change requests
› Unlimited Image/Text user title change requests
› Huge avatar size (250x1000)
› Larger avatar file size
› Less post restrictions
› Bypass post requirements for many things (INCLUDING marketplace)
› More user trust (Easier trading)
› Access to Member Level 2 section
› Access to Member Level 3 section
› Access to Member Level 4 section
› Ability to sticky one thread in any section on MPGH
› Your posts show up before other members posts
› Ability to filter any users from posting on any thread of your choice
› ALL your threads are colored differently
› Ability to permanently ban one member and one cocksucker and one premium seller each MONTH
› Ability to put EMOJIs �� in your username and other peoples usernames
› Hyperbump aka keep your thread at the top of each MPGH for as long as you want
› Ability to create group chats on MPGH IM
› Send site wide IMs and PMs
› Get a permanent ad spot on the MPGH top bar
› Choose any username you want and take it from ANY member
All this for a one time donation of a measly $10000 US dollars!!! At this price it's basically a steal, we're basically giving it away for free!!!

We know you're not living until you've acquired these groups. That's why we allowed monthly payment plans at a massively low 20% interest rate a month! Have you EVER seen a better deal? I know we haven't, people are already lining up to purchase the new Premium Lord and Premium Hero ranks, I'm not sure if we can handle the sales, the line may be backed up for months, so be sure to get yours in ASAP. Be the Premium Hero or Premium Lord that MPGH needs and deserves!

Just send all your money to your local favorite Admin (me)!
BTC Payment Address: [redacted PM me for BTC address]

No Refunds. No Trials. No Complaints. No Sharing.

Thank you for supporting the MPGH oligarchy and I look forward to purchasing my new Lambo soon. In the meantime, save up you poor peasants. who can't afford a measly $10000 USD. As usual, any complaints or ridicule will be met with the swiftest and most deadliest of bans. Thank you for your understanding and welcome to the real world kids. As usual, be sure to send all your emails, IMs, PMs of admiration and praise to me directly, your voice will not be heard but it will vastly boost my ego.

On behalf of all the MPGH staff...
Your Fearless Administrator,
arunforce

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NO MORE PMS OR BTC ADDRESS REQUESTS, IT WAS MERELY AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE GAH

may i get both ? vouch?

can i have a vouch copy ?

10 k dollars?

Vouch copy please?

i mean i dont wanna sound like that kid you are talking about who complains about the price, but can u go lower then 10k?

Are there any vouch copies available?

UPDATE:

I just read the perk of each and I'm not even going to lie, they are both completely worth it and I'm not even trolling.

Those perks will net you big bank if you have a proper service idea.

Prem Lord might be a tempting first step. Will be updating.

Offer me a first customer discount


UPDATE :

I Will also require the global moderator rank

I will also require that the site be transferred to my name

I will also require the ability to bar every other seller from the marketplace

Also a payment of $12

Thank you