Oil Spill...

So all of you have heard of the oil spill (we obviously have enough on earth)

Do you know there attempts to stop it?
Here They Are:

Big Dome/Cap=Fail
Smaller Dome/Cap=Fail
Shove Golf Balls+Tires In Tube=Fail
Make Pipe Bigger= Success<--It made oil come 20% faster(that was their plan)
Drain Pipe=Really?!
Bombing is still not "on the table"

Thats as far as i'm caught up with that news

Personally they should really bomb it, it worked for russia....

That company's fucked, and so is my coastline.