Post your Chuck Norris jokes here

Well, I want you to post the chuck norris jokes you know in this topic, I'll start.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land!

God created humans but Chuck Norris created god

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.