Wtf is wrong with this nigga

You sir, are one sad little man.
At the age of 6 I touched my mom's vagina and laughed ( I WAS 6, AND CURIOUS TO KNOW HOW A VAGINA FELT LIKE, DON'T JUDGE ME )
At the age of 7 I started watching porn
At the age of 8 I got my first kiss
At the age of 9 I started masturbating, nothing came out of course, but worth a try.
At the age of 10 I had my first Girlfriend.
At the age of 13, I made out.
At the age of 14, I am now in a long term relationship with a girl that I have been in deep love since 4th grade. You sir, are a failz.
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My Girl:
Hair: She's always changing, it's currently black (But she doesn't get it too crazy tho > . >)
Not Chubby, not fat, not skinny either.
She's about an inch taller then me > . >, but I'm always wearing Nike Shox so I become taller /
She is cool
She has her own style
I know her for a long time
She's awesome
She's cute, and beautiful :>
And She's honest.