Drunk People

Has anyone ever heard of the one time a guy was drunk driving, got surrounded by the police, and than guess what he did?

Decided to call 911 and ask for assistance.

*calls the operator* --- "hey operator what the number for 911"

HA sounds like somthing i would do

Sounds like a Homer Simpson-ism.

fairy oddparents
but... you are on the right track

*Dials the Operator* Whats the number for the operatior and can I get fries with that?

Fairly Odd Parents fucking OWNS. It's like my favourite cartoon hands down, my brother is 30 and even he watches it cause it's just so good.

I too enjoy being drunk.

sadly oyu are underage and you will get unrested D:

Been there, done that.

Lol, What the fuck did he say? What did the operatore say "You dumb fuck."

If the operator was an AIM bot and it had to talk to you, it probably would say "you dumb fuck".

laaa lingaaa laaaa laaa....!!!

Your so mean to me. I must say I don't care right now, In 4 posts, I shall be 1337 ban...Then...Then I will shine, and feel special..Or just play gunz.

you are over the limit D:
ban !!! :P