crossfire gun sound mod

i would like a sound mod for crossfire because the ones in game sound so fake and the uzi sounds like a fart can would like for the aug deagle and m12s to sound better or amusingly funny sounds like the deagle sounding like xm1014
or the aug sounding like the awm

Impossible.

Sounds are server sided.

Impossible.

Sounds are server sided.

true, true