I'm tired of his complaining:
You know what would make me happy? If your mother was spooged on by a homeless guy. The best part about you is that you're both simpleminded and gross. That's probably why nobody likes you. Trying to see you is like waking up in the morning to a midget giving a boston lawnmower to a sky pilot.
Nobody wants to be your friend, you lie to the people you little cocksucker, you spills shit out of the shit stained teeth of your fucking mouth. What the shit, I can't believe how much of a hyperactive bearded clam you are. You're the most ridiculous pony porking fuckpuppet I know. You're the most horrible cum guzzling moose knuckle I know.
I was happy to learn that you got pubic lice from your aunt. You are amusingly foolish, and I hope you fucking get fucked to death.