Written By: Ryan Higa
Performed By: Ryan Higa & Sean Fujiyoshi
Based on the original song:
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
LYRICS:
Intro
Soulja Boy sucks.
I got a new dance for ya called cameltoe!
YOU!
You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me.
AWWWWWWWWWWW!
YOU!
Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
Verse 1
Asian boy can cameltoe
It's a simple pop and lock
Cameltoe your hole,
Then watch me yank those shorts high up
Super fresh, but hurts your cock,
Also hurts the ass crack man
When I do dat cameltoe
I pray to god and yank dat thing
Now OOOOOOOOOOOH!
It really hurts your own ass
And if you think that's frightening
Wait till after when you pass gas
You catch me at your local party
Yes I yank it everywhere
People get mad cuz they're
Jealous of my underwear.
Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
Verse 2
I like to eat nato.
While I'm playing my halo
I don't give remote to Sean
Cuz he gon change the Channel.
Haterz wanna be me
Asian boy, I'm the man
They be using my chopstick
Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man)
Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and)
Dance (dance)
Cows go moo (Cows go moo and)
NOPE, you can't do it like me
HOE, So don't do it like me
Go, means 5 in Japanese.
Man your face is UGLY.
Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.