Oneirish's random 50 questions...

1-50: No.

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Hey, I'm trying to start some conversation. There's no talking besides CA...

yeah... if ur gonna post this might as well answer it. i would but i r on psp maybe later

Question 47 baffles me.

Question 2...my mom says i cant tell

K ill answer this shit now.

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Karen
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
i dont have one
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Ms. lipmen
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
no
5. What body part do you wash first?
my cock
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
fuck that shit i hold it in i dont want AIDS (its a joke)
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
idk D:
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
i have an audi
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
fuck pringles nigga
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
no D:
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
how the fuck should i know, i was like 6 or something
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
all the time
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
no
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
lol millions
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
i dont keep track
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
no
18. Girls ... (finish sentence)
are my life
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
idk
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yesh
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.
aint no red neck
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
arun
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
nooes
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
wtf who doesnt want their sheets washed?
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
privacy nigga
26. What was your childhood nickname?
rollie
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
never
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
pervert i am not
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
talk?
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
course
31. How do you eat your cookie?
like normal ppl do
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
no
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
lol
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
idk
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
lol gtfo
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
every week
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
scrunch
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
i dont keep trak man
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
im homophobic D:
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
pencil
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
drink?
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
dont tink so
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
no
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
lol no
47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
what tha fack
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
i hab no work
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
nooooo
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
fuck you

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
dickie bird
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
the head of my dick,lol not..i dont have moles
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
no such thing at my school
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
yah
5. What body part do you wash first?
my dick lol
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
i usually sit down lol
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
idk
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
i dont eat pringles
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
i want to be
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
bitching at my mom
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
drive around my cock,cause its so big
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
yah
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
not so many,i do most of the cussing but i dont get mad easy
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
left
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
nope and i dont plan on it
18. Girls ... (finish sentence)
couldnt live without them
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
..
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yah
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
snipe hunting once just to own the shit out of rabits and partrige
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
you..jk a girl named jade *_*
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
once
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
bath towel
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
yah but im not naming
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Mur
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
last time i banged your mom
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
nope,thats perv
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
gotten head ^_^
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
ew no
31. How do you eat your cookie?
i shove them up my ass
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
nope
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
jack off
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
8-9 shots im a fucking anamal
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
wtf no
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
once a week
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
fold
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
too much to fucking count
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
not really,im scared of drops though
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
my finger lol
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
toke an ecstasy
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
not really
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
yah lol
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
a girl once
47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
nope girls find it weird ive asked one to play once
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
i dont work
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
yah
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
already have

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
karen

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
right foot.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
none

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?


5. What body part do you wash first?
my shoulders.

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
yes.

7. What's the strangest talent you have?
i know when people are lying.

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
regular

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
yes. and it depends.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
dont remember.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
parellel park better and quicker than anyone else.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
nope.

14. How many times have you been cussed out?
a few. only because i have a big mouth and cant stand bullshit. lol.

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
either.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
yes. neighbors.

18. Girls ... (finish sentence)
they're catty whores. but im friends with a few.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
they're white and love the outdoors.

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
nope.

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
lol. yes.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
jay.

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
yes.

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
bed sheets. i can sleep on the floor.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
lol.

26. What was your childhood nickname?
nav. navs. navi.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
like thirty minutes ago in my car. lol.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
forget peeked. i had to go in one to put some stuff away. boys are disgusting. and you all smell.

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
change my outfit while driving on the freeway going about eighty. lol. and flipping off a cop. then getting pulled over. talking my way out of it.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
no.

31. How do you eat your cookie?
depends on my mood.
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
no. thats for butch lesbies.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
nothing. i dont give a flying fuck.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
beers. about eight. drinks. about seven. hard a. about 8-9 shots.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
no.

38. How often do you clean out your ears?
every day.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
girls usually scrunch. boys usually fold. there was a study done on it. it was posted on digg. lol.

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
none.

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
birds. and stray hairs on peoples clothing make me gag.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
when i got my nose pierced. i had a needle up there.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
lmao.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
nope.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
nope.

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
haha. yes.

47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
nope. lame.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
hung over. possibly. drunk. no.

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
nope.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
no thanks. always had it. no need to bring it back.

Okay, I'll Do it Too.

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Ed Arenson
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Don't Have one
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
6th grade teacher (hot blonde)
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Who hasn't?
5. What body part do you wash first?
Back
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
Depends If it's really disgusting
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
Not sure, I can tie 3 cherry stems together with my mouth at once
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Sour Cream and Onion
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
Yes, And why not?
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I don't get grounded, I just get yelled at then just go to sleep
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
Parallel
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Yes and no?
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
A few, but rarely
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Whichever shoe is closest
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No, and I don't plan to...
18. Girls ... (finish sentence)
Just wanna have fun?
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Personality
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
Yes
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
No.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Umm, Sidney
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Maybe
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Towel
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
I'd rather not find out
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Pilc, Pilcer or Pill (last name is pilcer {Pill + Sir})
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
a while?
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Naw, can't... Has like all those doors and shit...
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Not sure.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
No thank you?
31. How do you eat your cookie?
With milk?
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Depends, If I'm working on my upper body when I'm doing squats with a lot of weight
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Look like crap?
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
10 shots or at least 5ish beers
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
Fuck that?
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
When It's bugging me
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
Once
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Not a fan of tomatoes and dark corners that look like things could be there.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Flute
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Danced on table with a bunch of college chicks
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No?
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
Once, but I recovered myself.
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
No?
47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
I've played sex twister, but with clothes on... To bad
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
Yes... Bad Mistake
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
Unfortunately yes.
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
When was it ever lost?

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Dont know
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Dont have one
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
When I was in Year 6 (I live in England)
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
No
5. What body part do you wash first?
My arms
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
No
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
Dont know
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Whats the difference?
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Paprika
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
No, but I'd like to be tied up by a bunch of girls who then..
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I don't get grounded
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I dont know
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
Millions
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
The one I pick first
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No
18. Girls ... (finish sentence)
love me.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
No
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
Yes
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.
No
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
My GF
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
No
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
What type of question is that?
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
No.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Didnt have one
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Never
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
No.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Dont drive
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Yes.
31. How do you eat your cookie?
I eat them slowly.
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
No
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Pick my nose. LOL
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I dont get drunk
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
No
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
Every day
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
Forget
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
No
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Throw a dart at someone
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No.
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
No
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
No
47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
No
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
Don't work
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
No.
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
No.

Wow, majority are no... lol