1 Day Till Wjd!!!

http://www.worldjumpday.org/

OMG!!! I'm JUMPING, EVEN AT WORK IF I HAVE TO!
HOPEFULLY I WONT BE AT WORK!!!

ANYHOW
FUCK UP AND JUMP. IF YOU CANCEL OUT MY JUMP, ILL KILL YOU!!!

Wow.. Hopefully We will be able to Jump all at once, and create enough force to throw the Earth off of it's axis, thereby plunging us into a new Ice Age!


Count Me In!

holy shit. pretty interesting if you think about it
here is my irc version of world jump day

<jumpers> COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! lets all jump for NO REASON
<police> DONT JUMP!!!!!! theres so much to live for!
<jumpers> dude wtf? IM GONNA JUMP!
<police> DONT JUMP OR I WILL SHOOT TO KILL!
<jumpers> why the fuck would you do that?
<police> we have a bet at the station going on.... DONT JUMP!
<beer hunter> I LIKE BEER!
<police> *gets startled* BANG ( he shot B.H)
<beer hunter> FUCK YOU!
<police> DIE BEER FREELANCING HIPPIE!
<beer hunter> * converts to emo-ism to live*
<emo rangers> CHRONIC DEPRESSION RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<elementx> like my depression ray???? *winks*
<jumpers> PISS OFF
<jumpers> THIS IS OUR PUBLIC NUISANCE
<police> SHUT UP! * BANG BANG BANG*
<jumpers> (die-ing) I CANT BELEIVE YOU DID THAT
<jumpers> YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL
<police> *BANG*
<police> i told you to shut the fuck up
<beer hunter> * skulks away to the massive amount of beer in the police cars' rear storage
<police> HEY MY BEER! ( legally acquired mind you,)
<beer hunter> SHIT!!!!!!! *RUNS*

<dave> DIE JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots cops and beer hunter and takes beer*