1000 things minecraft has taught us.

56. Eating an apple laced in gold won't kill you - it will only make you stronger.

57. Even though a cake looks round in your hands and inventory, it will turn square when placed on the ground.

1. If you place sand on top of a torch, it will stay upheld, defying gravity.
2. You can hold 64 cubic metres of dirt in your hand.
3. You can make a never ending water fall
4. Everything in Minecraft defies the laws of physics
5. Never place something on sand or gravel without anything supporting it underneath
6. You cant place anything on glass
7. Use to wooden half blocks to make a fireproof full block
8. Daytime lasts for minutes
9. Zombies are vampires, and burn in the sun.
10. Entities without opposable joints have the ability to fire a bow.
11.you can have infinite water by placing 2 water blocks with 1 block of space between them
12. falling in moving water will prevent damage
13.Minecraft is a legit way to skip school or work
14. you can make words with coloured wool
15. you can hold lava in a bucket
16. skeletons shoot arrows
17. wolves can be tamed by a bone
18. you can turn sand into glass
19. Day time goes for 10 minutes
20. night time goes for 7 minutes
21. Wolves attack the shit outta you if you punch them
22. You can eat raw pork without getting sick
23. Different stones can be made instantaneously
24. You can live without any water.
25. Just because your house is locked, doesn't mean shit will get in.
26. Making cake is hard when you're using natural resources
27. You need a hoe to successfully farm
28. EVERY LOOKS THE SAME.
29. It never rains, snow, hail, wind.
30. Creepers like to say sssSSSSSSS BOOM!
31. You can where a pumpkin on your head.
32. You can X-ray underground.
33. Sheeps give you wool.
34. You can dye a sheep.
35. Thunder can kill pigs.
36. People can make texture/Moding game mods that make the game more enjoyable
37. The Earths crust is full of minerals.
38. You can make a torch by sticking coal on a stick.
39. The wold is 128m or blocks tall. ( 64 blocks down, 64 blocks up)
40. Zombies are good for making pillows.
41. Breaking a 1 mt tick glass block with you bare hands is totally safe.
42. dont play with fire in a wooden house
43. You can cut down a tree with your bare hands
44. You can be right next to lava and not get burned
45. There are such things as brown and pink sheep
46. NEVER turn your lights out!
47. Don't go to bed with the door open (A zombie might kill you)
48. A torch can last forever.
49. There are monster spawners.
50. Ghasts play tennis with you (Shoot the fireball with an arrow.)
51. Cacti and reeds can only naturally grow to 3 meters high. No exceptions.
52. You can fire a bow fully automatically.
53. you can make a tnt cannon just with stone and red wire.
54. A door will stop water flow even when open
55. You can walk though paintings.
56. Eating an apple laced in gold won't kill you - it will only make you stronger.
57. Even though a cake looks round in your hands and inventory, it will turn square when placed on the ground.

We're already up to 57 guys

58. Putting a damaged piece of stone into a furnace will repair it.

This made me realise why I like minecraft. It's complete bullshit in a funny way.

59. All human beings are exactly the same size.

60! Multipler severs can only be played once the game is brought

61. You can jump from any height into a 1x1 water block while jumping and survive.
62. You can hold fire in your hand.

63. You can craft pure fire into armor
64. you can find monster lairs down in the earth.

65. Once the world gets to big, it starts to delete itself.

67.Pigs that die from burning drops cooked meat.
68.Aggressive creeps spawn when there is no presence of light.
69.When mobs spawn, smoke comes out of them.
70.Both neutral and hostile mobs' noises can be heard up to 16 blocks away.
71.Red Apples are rare -.-
72.Playing Minecraft is FUN!

73. A portal will not allow lava to flow thru it
74. There are exploding penis' in the game
75. The nether is an infinite source of lava
76. Parts of mine craft are based out of the bible
77. Spider jockeys are strong and fast; they are a skelly on top of a spider
78. Lava cannot be made into an infinite source like water
79. The clouds always go to the north
80. You get seeds from right clicking a hoe on grass

81.If you enter a string of text in the seed generator the process used to convert it into an integral value is in fact not very different to the process most websites use to store an impression of your password (many sites/systems do NOT store a textual password, just the results of processing it in some way and the process itself).

82. A door can be locked by typing /cprivate.
83. It is possible to teleport home or to someone else only if they accept.
84. You can freed your wolf for it to regain health.
85. you can only build 64 blocks up and dig 64 blocks down.
86. TnT Cannons are fun.
87. MPGH minecraft server is down and its making me want to suicide.
88. Notch is rare to find.
89. Diamonds can be found by x-raying.

90. Grass is darker on the sides.
91. Lava looks the same in shadows as it does in light.
92. im leet.
93. you have a 4% chance of getting a chicken from a thrown egg.

94. you cannot protect paintings
95. 4 sided portals are possible.
96. lava is brighter than a torch and jack'o'latern.

1000 things minecraft has taught us.

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