Cheesy pickup lines
Cheesy pickup lines
I mean cheesy
Like spraying a can of Ez cheese into a bag of Doritos kinda cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Like spraying a can of Ez cheese into a bag of Doritos kinda cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
my fav.
Bitch Make me a sandwich or a blowjob, dont care which comes first.
Bitch Make me a sandwich or a blowjob, dont care which comes first.
your eyes are as blue as my toilet water.
(IE, the look like shit.
)
(IE, the look like shit.
)Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I cant ryhme very well,
Gimme a blowjob.
Violets are blue,
I cant ryhme very well,
Gimme a blowjob.
Originally Posted by homesick1337
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I cant ryhme very well,
Gimme a blowjob.
Violets are blue,
I cant ryhme very well,
Gimme a blowjob.
Violets are red
Im bad with colors
But a freak in bed
is your dad a terrorist because you are da bomb.
you must be an angel, because you are divine.
Originally Posted by Saboteur
you must be an angel, because you are divine.
Did it rain when you were born? Because Heaven lost an angel.
Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.
Originally Posted by homesick1337
Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.
Originally Posted by homesick1337
Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.
You do realize this is an oxymoron yes?
whats have pretty curves and is something i like to??
yup my car...you wanna fuck in it
yup my car...you wanna fuck in it
hey girl
do you work at subway
cause you just gave me a foot long
do you work at subway
cause you just gave me a foot long