NEVER let a friend do your tattoo
My friend is a fantastic artist, and gloats all of the time about how he did his own tattoo drunk. His tattoo is fantastic, and after he did mine, well I found out he's a fucking liar. The lines are all crooked, the shading is outside the lines. Fuck man, it looks like someone took a watercolor marker and scribbled on my leg. I'm so pissed. It's so bad, the tattoo parlor I usually go to is fixing it for free.
NEVER let some ****** who calls himself your friend do your tattoo. You can't trust anyone with something permanent on your body. And yes I know, I was a dumbass for doing it. I just wanted a free tattoo compared to the 600 I spent on my last one.