What do you leave for Santa?

I used to leave cookies for santa and carrots for his reindeer until of course he got diabeetus. What did every1 else leave?

Cyanide milk and anthrax cookies.

sounds tasty

umm i leave my cock out for him

nah hes not real i dont leave anything out

HES NOT?!?!? lol jk'z

Originally Posted by Negativ3

HES NOT?!?!? lol jk'z

well son the time has come

ur mom and i have been lying to u, hes fake

phew, thats good, i killed her weeks ago

I leave some pcp for him.

so thats y hes always so jolly?

i leave soda and pizza.

(modern

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I left him some ganja and salvia.

i leave out rat poison

he doesn't deserve shit so i ate the cookies

"I put a Claymore in the furnace just for him! Wait, oops" KABOOM "Hey Fred, ...I think I need a new furnace."

Originally Posted by Azach007

"I put a Claymore in the furnace just for him! Wait, oops" KABOOM "Hey Fred, ...I think I need a new furnace."

u are so fucking stupid

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