Halloween Joke - NEED HELP!!!
Halloween Joke - NEED HELP!!!
So, our english teacher (i'm not british nor american) told us (me and my mates) to make a halloween joke. We are 6 in a team, and we decided to do something like Questions and Answers, so here is what we came up to:
Me: How is called a witch that lives on a beach?
#2: A sand-witch!
#3: .....?
#4: .....!
#5: .....?
#6: .....!
And i'm the "boss" in my team, and it's up to me to dp the joke. Bad luck for me because I DONT HAVE ANY FREAKIN' IDEA
and I need you to help. No trolls or flaming.
Me: How is called a witch that lives on a beach?
#2: A sand-witch!
#3: .....?
#4: .....!
#5: .....?
#6: .....!
And i'm the "boss" in my team, and it's up to me to dp the joke. Bad luck for me because I DONT HAVE ANY FREAKIN' IDEA
and I need you to help. No trolls or flaming.
Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts...
Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A: With scare spray...
Q: What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
A: Ouch...
Q: Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A: Because they don't have any body to go out with...
Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A: To improve his bite...
Q: What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A: A boo boo...
A: It had no guts...
Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A: With scare spray...
Q: What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
A: Ouch...
Q: Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A: Because they don't have any body to go out with...
Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A: To improve his bite...
Q: What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A: A boo boo...
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