Help nao, it'll be fun.
I just remembered. I need to complete a writing log by tomorrow (2600 words), and I was gonna write a story. I need some halp for ideas. Nothing perverted or racial, nothing inappropriate, but I don't give a shit if it's like you wrote it on shrooms (Alice in Wonderland, anyone?). Just give me ideas. And it doesn't have to make sense, it's not based on anything. You can jump around if you want. I just need 2600 words written, and I can't write that much without ideas.
Idea givers win prizes :O
of which I will make up by tomorrow.