name that makes you mad

hey...

now I need a name for CF. It should be like funny or something so when I am shoveling the kids in sniper match they get even more mad

noobish names, funny names..suggest me something

I like names like...
me, my mom, my dad.... etc
Like if they say "Kick (enter name here)"
They would say "Kick (My Mom)"
It's funny

MePlease.?

Kick MePlease

Others will think they will kick the writer