THE TRUTH ABOUT GOURAV

In a field one summer's day Gourav was hopping about, chirping and singing to his heart's content. A nice man passed by, in a blue suit with a black tie he was taking on his black berry moblie phone .
"Why not come and sing with me," said Gourav, "instead of talking your life out in that way you do ?"
"Because I have to invite all these people to my 60th birthday," said the man, "and recommend you to do the same."
"Why what about singing?" said the Gourav; "We have got plenty of 80 cds at my house." But the man went on his way and continued his long pointless walking in the dertion of his car.
When the winter came Gourav had no one to sing with and no one to dace with - while he saw the man talking on his phone every day... .Then Gourav knew: It is best to prepare for days of need. THEN BANGLE WAS FUCKED BY EVERY HOMO FAG IN THE WORLD AND WAS THE KING OF THE GAYS AT MARTEGRAF.
THE END.