Ok ok so here's what happened...
about 2 months ago i was at the local mall with a friend. i was at A Dollar Or More, or whatever it's called and this store lady accuses me of shoplifting.
Ok so here is how it went...
TIMESTAMP: 2 minutes after entering store.
Bitch: Excuse me
Me: Sorry
At that time I thought she wanted to pass...
Bitch: You're shoplifting
Me: Excuse me?
I was thinking WHAT THE FUCK!
Me: Pardon?
Bitch: You! You came in and took the batteries!
By now i'm thinking... I didn't even go near them
Me: Are you sure it was me?
Bitch: Yes.
Me: Well...
Bitch: Did you?
Me: No.
Bitch: Did you take it? I saw you.
Me: No I didn't.
Bitch: Yes you did!
Now she's getting me pissed off.
Me: Can you call security?
Bitch: Ok. I will.
Call security because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CALL FOR SECURITY WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!
TIMESTAP: 5 minutes after entering store
ACTIONS: my friend comes to find out what's going on.
ACTIONS: Bitch calls for security and comes back to me.
Bitch: You took it. i saw you.
Me: I didn't take anything, don't you have cameras that you can check?
Bitch: Yes we do.
Ask to check cameras because... WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU TO CHECK THE CAMERAS WHEN YOU'RE SHOPLIFTING!
Bitch: I saw you you came in. Walked over. Put the batteries in your pocket and moved on.
Me: Uh...
I needed a second to think about what she said and retrace my steps.
NOW I REMEMBER! I put my cell phone in my pocket as I was walking into the store.
TIMESTAMP: 7 minutes after entering the store.
ACTIONS: Security is on way. my friend leaves as I asked him to.
Me: OH! You saw me putting my phone in my pocket!
Bitch: Let me see.
FOOLING AROUND IN COMMUNICATION CLASS LAST YEAR FUCKING PAID OFF!
my other friend and I accidentally came upon your list of rights when accused of shoplifting.
Me: You don't have the right to do that.
Bitch: Yes I do. You were stealing.
Me: Wrong. Only security has the right to do that, regardless.
Bitch: Fine then.
HAHA! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE BITCH!
Bitch: You sure it was your phone?
Me: Yes
Bitch: Let me see.
Me: I told you, you don't have the right to do that.
I'M NO FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!
Bitch: What makes you think that?
Me: Lady, listen. I'm no idiot. I know my rights. Unless you want to get fired I suggest you learn yours too.
Bitch: ...
NO WORDS NOW YOU FUCKING WHORE!
Bitch: Ok I'll believe you this time.
Me: Good. There won't be a next time since i'm not comming here anymore.
TIMESTAMP: 9 minutes after entering the store.
ACTIONS: Security arrives after I exit the store. I join back with my friend.
As we head on upstairs I glance back at them only to see the Bitch talking to the security guard and pointing at me. I couldn't help but think... IN YOUR FACE BITCH!
Originally Posted by ace76543
