I was walking to school this morning and my friends big sister was walking so i caught up to her and i said hey she said hey then i said can i get a Blowjob and she said are you serious and i said yes. then i saw a Animal hospital with no one there so we went behind it and i dropped my pants... and yea... WOO
great to know you slept well last night....
thats not how real life works....
What the fuck. That story is absolutely unastonishing.
wow What a liar
kanna i LOVE your sig lol.
anyway i find it funnier that he's 14 than the story altogether.
So I was walking, and I saw my friend's sister, and I'm like "YO. Gib me BJ NAO!" and then she's like "OH, OKAI" and then she sucked my dick behind an animal hospital!
LOOK GUISE, I REWROTE IT!!!
Originally Posted by SnilNotSnail
So I was walking, and I saw my friend's sister, and I'm like "YO. Gib me BJ NAO!" and then she's like "OH, OKAI" and then she sucked my dick behind an animal hospital!
LOOK GUISE, I REWROTE IT!!!
Makes much more sense.
Have you ever considered how different your life would have been if you didn't lie?
This will hang over your head for your WHOLE LIFE.
WHY? BECAUSE YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED FOR BEING A DUMBASS.
The fact that you probably lied is even irrelevant cause it's SO fucking stupid.
It's easy to tell from any basic knowledge of psychology that you need some fucking attention, so go to your mom and keep your crying the fuck out of MPGH.
Originally Posted by iTZ BOOGEY
LUL FAIL IM 14 African American With a 7.5inch penis how big is yours?
rofl, i bet that girl that "sucked" ur peanut was a big ass guetto gurl that has aids and herpes..
congratz u have aids!
wow are you guys really talking aobut dick sizes?
if you say someopnes duick is small you probably just say that to make yourself feel better
Originally Posted by -GOD-
rofl, i bet that girl that "sucked" ur peanut was a big ass guetto gurl that has aids and herpes..
congratz u have aids!
Rendering your tiny dick useless .
wow....your such a liar dude....i'd give u my microdick epic fail poster put id get banned if i put it up