Final Destination Game

In this game someone does a random thing Ex.
Going to conveinient store to buy some milk. Next person makes up most random unpredictable death. Ex. As you open the glass door it falls of the hinges smashes around your head and slits you throat all the way around. Then that person says wat they do. So on and so forth, Enjoy P.S. Cant be murderd or set up.

Ill start.
Im taking a walk down a peaceful park on a sunny afternoon

The sky starts to fall and you get (perma) banned.

From life.

I was eating ice cream...

then the ice cream truck brakes wouldnt work and ran you over

i eat some chicken

A ****** comes and stabs you... 37 times... in the throat.

I'm driving carefully on the freeway.

A Mexican Driving A Truck ForGets To Tie Down His Chickens And You Cant see And Crash into A Fat Chick And You Get Stuck in her fat and die

You forgot to continue the story.

i was jacking off in my room while nobody was home...

you jacked off so hard you riped the skin off your body and bled to death

i smoked some weed

You created the first ever known case of overdose on Marijuana.

and u frgot to continue now cmon geezus

i fucked a milf

and you got AI-- oh wait. That's not unexpected.
1sec,
*rewrites*

AND YOUR DICK GOT STUCK IN HER ASS AND IT RIPPED OFF AND YOU BLED TO DEATH.


I was on IRC and...

Im in the middle of making a porno.

snil: you spontaneously combusted.

I was eating chex mix.

...and a snake was in there and you accidentally ate it, and it ate you from inside out.





I joined CS and...