OMG A NEW FLU
Platypus flu! Its killed 87 people in Mexico and now theres 3 cases of it in Texas!
Oh geez, whats going to happen!
Its just like the regular flu, but oh so much worse!!
Shouldnt fail be spelled fayl
y sounds btr then i
IM SO UBER SMART
P.S im not a nerd its my first time typing UBER!!
So suk my cancer ASS