Most offensive joke you know?

Beware, these jokes are pretty fucked up. They're all dark humor.

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What is the different between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

You think your job is bad?
I work at the toys r' us return desk at connecticut.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
The 21st floor.

I don't get it, it was just a minor shooting?
Get it? Minor shooting? connecticut.

Apparently the guy heard the news wrong. The double xp weekend today was for NUKETown
Not newton. connecticut.

Freak it

MY GOD. THESE JOKES FILL ME WITH SUCH WARMTH AND LAUGHTER. I'm so fucked up.

Hahaha ...

Oh these are soo Good

But soo Offensive ,,

I'm sorry i didn't laugh on any of them , still need English improvement.

I didn't find any of them offensive, but i giggled a bit.

personally i love this 1

John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
The 21st floor.

Originally Posted by xXlolzXx

personally i love this 1

John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
The 21st floor.

Another one was:
What was the last thing going through timmy's mind after the massacre had begun?
A bullet. Connecticut

It is a bit redundant though imo.

Originally Posted by Jetamay

Another one was:
What was the last thing going through timmy's mind after the massacre had begun?
A bullet. Connecticut

It is a bit redundant though imo.

Thats 1 is evil :P