Back when I was a kid, I had to read the bible COVER TO COVER.
Bible Book Review: 0/10 Would not read again.
Seriously, it is filled with some dumb shit. Such as:
You can't have a bowl haircut: Leviticus 19:27
You can't play football: Leviticus 11:8
Can't get tattoos: Leviticus 19:28
Can't wear polyester clothes: Leviticus 19:19
If your dick gets cut off, you can't go to church: Deuternomy 23:1
You can't wear gold ever: Timothy 2:9
If while defending your life, your wife accidentally grabs the genitals of your attacker, you must cut off her hand. I'm serious, there is an entire section dedicated to that completely random occurrence: Deuteronomy 25:11-12