I had a Melted battery

Yeah i see shit leaking out of a battery, the first thing I wanna do is taste it. I wouldnt post I was that stoopid.

HAHA! iz fucking LMAO at thsi!!!! haha lick dao gooey oozey hehe lolz omg lozehaha

Rofl yeh, you just gotta have the urge to lick anything you don't kno whcih is on your fingers even if it piss....rofl

well your not the only one that has done stoopid shiz like dat lol

I once fell and broke a whole in my wall with my head, and there was an old, dusty bag of cheetos inside the wall (workers must have left it there) and I ate them and woke up in the hospital cause I had a reaction and a seizure

Fucking stupid.

Wow........ Dumbasses these days.

Rofllmao, lol'd as that
I got another thing
Ok a couple of months ago, i went to the cinema, i forgot what i watched but anyway, i had my popcorn...sitting my in chair....and a popcorn fell down...and rolled to the back of the chair and went under and squished through (you know the bottom of the seat...where their's a tiny gap)...so i dived my hand in there and found a popcorn...ate it and literally i thought i ate a fucking hairball....hair everywhere around it....and i fucking spat it out and ran to the toilet anda actually puked, it was so disgusting.

Who the hell licks battery acid?
ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!?!

yes, yes he is

Rofl, chill....i never knew it was battery acid...i thought...gosh....i've never had battery acid....but what is it then? *lick* ah its battery acid!

dude, it's so wierd...it feels like grease and water on your fingers its like licking water soo hot...but it just stings you...